When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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