My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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