We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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