My brain says no but my pants say off.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
