that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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