I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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