So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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