Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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