just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Randomize
