you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
