I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm bleeding and have questions
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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