Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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