i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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