do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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