Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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