I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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