She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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