im drinking this country out of the recession.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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