try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
my being single is dangerous.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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