What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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