he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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