Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Randomize
