Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Randomize
