FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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