Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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