The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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