Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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