that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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