You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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