I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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