I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Ladies don't puke and tell
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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