I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Alive.
So much puke
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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