hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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