I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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