Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
