Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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