I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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