Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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