is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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