how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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