it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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