and my herpes radar will keep us safe
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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