we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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