Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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