im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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