idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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