i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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