Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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