he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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