I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
