so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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