Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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