The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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