So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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